Best lowbrow Come back needed

[kingbill]

I am a member of a forum and some douchebag burnt me with a lame dick sucking joke. I'm too embarrassed to hot link here. But I need a come back that will really burn this a-hole. I was thinking of something intelligent and witty but I don't think he'd understand.

If I wanted a comeback from your I scrape the roof of your mouth...If I wanted lip from you I'd rattle my zipper...I don't think these are lowbrow enough...so I need help

 

[steaktartar]

"jerkstore"

 

[kingbill]

"I had Sex with your Wife"

 

[pubguy]

I know you are, but what am I?

 

[steaktartar]

says who?.......always a sleeper

 

[kingbill]

says who?.......always a sleeper

We have a wiener...
ope:

 

[kingbill]

I know you are, but what am I?

Actually went with this one...the other one made the burn sound worse

 

[cut-paste-hero]

"when I want your opinion, I will beat it out of you"

 

[Teddykgb]

Tell him to shut his cock holster

 

[MikeB]

I don't believe you, you need to link it here.

 

[whalewager]

oh yeah? fn jew

 

[NES]

I am currently a member of another forum which I wont name, and there is a particular discussion going on who's subject I prefer not to discuss here, anways there are a couple of guys there think they are better than me for something that happened awhile back, something that I am not disposed to not go into detail about but really sucked. Whoever can come up with the best comeback to this a-holes last post, which unfortunately I am too embarrassed to hot-link and a reluctant to quote here wins a free $25 bet at the world renowned betcowfucker365.com.

Not even a Bonus Bet or nothing? Fucking Canadians.

 

[cut-paste-hero]

Not even a Bonus Bet or nothing? Fucking Canadians.

Some people are givers and others are takers

Ya know

 

[C.P.]

oh yeah? fn jew

speakin of this..what ever happened to the Jew thread some 2-3 days ago

:think2:

 

[NES]

Mod team had it sent it to the ovens

 

[Tank]

If i want your opinion i'll let your wife quit sucking my pole long enough to give it to me.

 

[OnePocket]

Yo moma